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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

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My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.

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When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?

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All general statements are false.

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Favorite color: I hate colors.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

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