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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

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The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

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Speculations and loans in foreign fields are likely to bring us into war... The war-for-profit group has counterfeited patriotism.

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America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.

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There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.

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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.

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