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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.

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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

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Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.

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Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.

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Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.

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No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.

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False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.

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Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.

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