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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it.

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Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.

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To feel "fit as a fiddle" you must tone down your middle.

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At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.

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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?"
"Only the village druggist," was the answer.
"And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?" asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman.
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."

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"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."

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It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary.

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For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself.

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A page of history is worth a pound of logic.

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It was a grand trait of the old Roman that with him one and the same word meant both honor and honesty.

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