Today Quotes
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.G. K. Chesterton
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.Emile Coue
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.Maurice Chevalier
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.Chinese Proverb
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Sir Winston Churchill
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.Blake Clark
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.Arthur C. Clarke
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.Arthur C. Clarke
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.Bruce Cockburn
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.Rich Cook