Today Quotes
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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.Unknown, Buckaroo Banzai, from the film
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.Sir Richard Francis Burton
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.Al Capone
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?George Carlin
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.Dale Carnegie
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.M. Cartmill
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.Henry Cate VII
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.Jeffery F. Chamberlain