Today Quotes
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Douglas Adams
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.Aesop
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.Henry Allen
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.Noelie Altito
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.Laurie Anderson
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.Mark Ardis
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.Robert Bakker, paleontologist