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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.

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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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I never know how much of what I say is true.

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Only sick music makes money today.

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

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