Today Quotes
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I hate women because they always know where things are.James Thurber
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, Chapter 77
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.Woody Allen
The reverse side also has a reverse side.Japanese Proverb
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.Jewish Proverb
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.James Thurber, New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 "The Bear Who Let It Alone"
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.Will Cuppy
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.Cicero, De Divinatione
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.Bertrand Russell
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"