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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.

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Only the mediocre are always at their best.

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Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.

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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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