Today Quotes
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable.St. Jerome
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.Saint Augustine
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.Malcolm Muggeridge
I hate women because they always know where things are.James Thurber
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.P. G. Wodehouse
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.Oscar Wilde
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.G.K. Chesterton
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.Walter Winchell
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.Dean Acheson
Truth is shorter than fiction.Irving Cohen