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The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.

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God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.

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Men have become fools with their tools.

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Men have become the tools of their tools

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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?

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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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