Today Quotes
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.Henry Youngman
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.Rebecca West
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me.Thomas Jefferson, 1801
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.Janis Joplin
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.Dave Barry
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.Homer Simpson
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.Ernest Hemingway
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.Carl Jung
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.Huey Long
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.Isaac Asimov, Second Foundation - First Speaker