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Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter.

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Tell me....And I Forget,
Teach me.....And I Learn,
Involve Me.....And I Remember.

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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

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Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!

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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else do it wrong without comment.

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If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing.

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This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

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