Today Quotes
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Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.Mary Hirsch
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.The Talmud
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.Tammy Faye Bakker
Change is good, but dollars are better.Anonymous
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.Clarence Darrow
I am a part of all I have read.John Kieran
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.Clarence Darrow
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.Walt Whitman
I am in the prime of senility.Benjamin Franklin