Today Quotes
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Too much sanity may be madness - and the maddest of all - to see life as it is, and not as it ought to be.Don Quixote, Man of La Mancha
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Woody Allen
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.Ovid
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.Jane Austen
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.Prophet Muhammad, Bukhari
When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other, without letting the third hear; because it would hurt him.Prophet Mohammad, Bukhari & Muslim
Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of grain in alms.Prophet Muhammad, Muslim
If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like.Prophet Mohammad, Abu-Masud: Bukhari
Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead.Louisa May Alcot
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future