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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

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Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.

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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

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Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.

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For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.

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Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.

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Who is rich? He who is content. Who is that? Nobody.

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Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.

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