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God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.

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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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A chic type, a rough type, an odd type - but never a stereotype

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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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