Today Quotes
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.Elsa Maxwell, September 28, 1958
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.H. L. Mencken
One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.Andrew Carnegie
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.W.C. Fields
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.Noel Coward
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.Edouard Manet
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.Oscar Wilde
The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.Samuel Johnson
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.Oscar Levant
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.Fran Lebowitz