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There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.

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I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know.

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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

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An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country; a news-writer is a man without virtue who lies at home for himself.

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Student: "Can you do problem number twelve?" Wyler: Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test.

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The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet well understood.

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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

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This calls for a very special plan of psychology and extreme violence

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Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one can do.

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If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm...

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