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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.

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This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man.

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In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

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There is hardly anything
in the world
that some man
cannot make a little worse
cannot make a little cheaper
and the people
who consider price only
are this man

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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.

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