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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

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Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.

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No man ever listened himself out of a job.

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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.

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