Today Quotes
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.Doug Larson
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.Anonymous
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.H. L. Mencken
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.John Ciardi
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.W. C. Fields
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.Rainer Maria Rilke
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.Frank Dane
Communism is like one big phone company.Lenny Bruce
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.Benjamin Disraeli
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.