---

In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you.

---

A picture can say 1000 words but it can also inspire you to write 1000 more.

---

Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.

---

I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.

---

Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most often spoken ill of mankind in general.

---

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

---

When you control the ball, you control the score.

---

God is either everything, or He is nothing.

---

There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?

---

Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.

---