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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.

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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

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Truth fears no questions.

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I must be cruel, only to be kind.

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Death ends a life, not a relationship.

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If you tell a lie -- tell a big one.

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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."

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The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat.

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

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