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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.

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Men, in general, are but great children.

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Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

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When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.

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This nation will never go back to the false comforts of the world before 9
11. We are engaging the enemy as we must, in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, so we will not have to face them here at home.

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Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

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Patience is the companion of wisdom.

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it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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