Today Quotes
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.Chinese Proverb
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.Friedrich Nietzsche
"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
The future is no place to place your better days.Dave Matthews, "Cry Freedom"
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.George Bernard Shaw
The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.Tupac Amaru Shakur
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.Kurt Vonnegut, Interview, Mcsweeneys.net