Today Quotes
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.Dave Barry
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.Baltasar Gracian
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.Dorothy Parker, speaking of Katharine Hepburn
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.George Bernard Shaw
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.Mickey Friedman
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.Beryl Pfizer
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place.Cicero
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost, 1882
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.Martin Mull
