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The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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What the great ones do, the less will prattle of

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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishfull thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.

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The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.

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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.

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