Today Quotes
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Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?George Carlin
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.Dale Carnegie
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.M. Cartmill
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.Henry Cate VII
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.Jeffery F. Chamberlain
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.G. K. Chesterton
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.Emile Coue
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.Maurice Chevalier
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.Chinese Proverb