Today Quotes
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.Walt Kelly
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!Paul McCracken
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.H. L. Mencken
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.Wilfrid Sheed
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.Finley Peter Dunne
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.Quentin Crisp
Victory belongs to the most persevering.Napoleon Bonaparte
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.Ben Hecht
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.Ogden Nash, "The Pig"