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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

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A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.

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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.

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A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.

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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.

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Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.

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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

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The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

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There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

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