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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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Health food makes me sick.

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Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

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Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.

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A place for everything and everything in its place.

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Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.

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If men were angels, no government would be necessary.

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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.

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