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California, the department store state.

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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

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The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.

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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

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When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.

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