---

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

---

A chic type, a rough type, an odd type - but never a stereotype

---

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

---

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

---

What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?

---

That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.

---

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.

---

Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.

---

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

---

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

---