Random Quotes
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.Joseph Heller
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.Dave Barry
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.Gamel Abdel Nasser
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Sir Winston Churchill
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?Irv Kupcinet
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.John Wayne
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."Stephen Crane
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Bill Watterson, cartoonist
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.Sigmund Freud