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Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.

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I improve on misquotation.

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Partying is such sweet sorrow.

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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

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I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.

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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

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