Today jokes
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.