Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!