Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?