Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!