Today jokes
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Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.