Today jokes
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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.