Today jokes
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What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.