Today jokes
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How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!