Today jokes
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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).