Today jokes
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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !
What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !