Today jokes
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Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !