Today jokes
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What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!