Today jokes
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!